Living With Zombies
Zombies will freaking kill you!
You think it’s tough living with a real live man or woman today, what until you have Zombies trying to chew your arse off.
The living dead aren’t so forgiving as a real life flesh-and-blood man or woman when it comes to the apocalypse, raining down on you.
When given the choice of looking for a win-win resolution, a human being with a normal brain is far likely to want to live in harmony.
When you have a healthy relationship with a non-zombie, survival will be easier.
You’ve got someone to depend on, help you with planning future food raids and generally covering your back so it doesn’t get chewed on.
It’s a bit like life in the 20th Century, isn’t it (other than the flesh eating part)?
It’s gonna be tough having a meaningful relationship with either of these two
What’s the alternative for a guy or gal?
Zombie Distraction
Let’s redefine the importance of monogamy when you’re surrounded by the angry undead hordes.
You’re a man and a woman, looking to survive the outside nasties.
At every turn, there’s a prevailing threat that something has the potential to tear your partnership asunder.
What are your needed battle tactics?
- Communicate intentions (stick together no matter how hard it gets)
- Be aware zombies will be looking to take you out (you might just be looking for some 10 year old cans of baked beans with a fellow zombie killers but they might be infected too.)
- Never think you are always safe. Flesh Eaters know if you’re weak and will likely bide their time in looking for the opportunity when you show that weakness to them.
- Communicate intentions (stick together no matter how hard it gets)
- Be aware other single people will be looking to take you out (you might just be working with a fellow work collegue but that Christmas party when you’re drunk is a killer.)
- Never think you are always safe.
- Adulterers know if you’re weak and will likely bide their time in looking for the opportunity when you show weakness to them.
I don’t know about you but I’m pretty sure I prefer my women with more flesh and vitality than this one
You Just Might Only Have One Chance. Make It Count
You can’t live with a soulless corpse.
- A long term apocalyptic relationship can’t survive when the partnership has weak or unsteady foundations
- Get your team of two on track to survive, despite the dangers and hardships against a world of the living dead.
- Treat your zombie fighting partner with respect, honesty and make sure they know what’s going on – they’re the ones watching your back, aren’t they?
- A healthy relationship can’t survive when the partnership has weak or unsteady foundations
- Get your team of two on track to survive, despite the dangers and hardships against a world of decaying morales and supposed financial burden.
- Treat your loving partner with respect, honesty and make sure they know what’s going on – they’re the ones watching your back, aren’t they?
Fight the world together, as one.
You’d be surprise what a powerful team you make
Dead Souls Can’t Talk All That Well
No one knows you as well as your gun toting babe.
And no one can exist in a partnership where that other soul looks back at you with a vacant stare.
- You know Zombies don’t communicate all that well, right? (Except with gnashing teeth)
- And they don’t want to either.
- Groans are typically something you hear when you’re about to get eaten.
- So living with a Zombie will most certainly see you ending the relationship, real quick.
- Death, maybe.
- There isn’t too many compliments you can give, to make it better, either.
- (“Hey babe, I love those milky lifeless eyes and festering blisters” – doesn’t do it, does it?)
- Man and woman – they’re built to communicate with each other.
- Your partner really does want to talk to you but just might be ‘stuck’.
- You make the first move, without any sort of blame or judgement.
- The groans you want to hear are the ones of pleasure.
- Humans love knowing they’re special.
- Compliments to your gun toting sweetheart will bring love and survival.
- Try it!
If your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend has vacant eyes like this one, you need to work on your communication skills
Nothing worse than Zombies in a relationship
Have Your Say
It is worth fighting to protect a real relationship or would you prefer a Zombie?
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Martin Cooney – who has written 170 posts on GeekandJock.
Zombieing in relationship is basically when your ex-tries to come back into your life, after a long time
Eg broke up 2 years ago and then randomly your ex is back to text you.
I think I’d have to keep my human relationship. A zombie may not argue but at least a human wont try and kill you, well for the most part.
hahaha yeah, what do you value most about your human relationship Vernial?
Oh my Goodness! You’ll think I’m having a lend of you here, Geek, but I am utterly OBSESSED with Zombies! Love, love LOVE ‘The Walking Dead.’ I shouldn’t be surprised that a blog I’m growing to love should also feature a very tongue-in-cheek zombie post! You’ve made my day! :P
Zombies may look at you as a human Big Mac, but on the other hand they never argue.
It's likely they'll argue about which leg they'll chew off first though :)
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